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Sheets

'Joe still owes me twenty sheets.'
by Æsop February 6, 2006
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sheet

instead of cussing, sheet is used in place of shit. Not used by gay/Asian people necessarily, used by people who perfer to get past censors or don't like plain out cussing.
Sheet, I lost the money again.
by pseudomon October 20, 2004
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Skeet

(n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, cum, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen.

(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.
"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."

"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"
by TheTurtle June 9, 2005
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skeet rag

a dirty, skanky, slutty, whored-out, triflin' female.
"Did ya'll hear about Eileen? That hoe got a train ran on her ass! She ain't nothin but a skeet rag!"
by Ashley Morrow November 17, 2007
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Skeet Catcher

mainly a womans genitalia but can be used for any other orifice that catches skeet
her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide!

her mouth felt like her skeet catcher!
by Stevo Paff July 27, 2006
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skeet level rising

The time it takes for you to reach the point of no return during sex, masturbation ect....
My skeet level rising when I was pounding maria then I couldn´t take it anymore so I just let it go all in her.
by woooogbdb July 17, 2006
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Cookie Sheet

A piece of cloth used to clean up ejaculate after masturbating. Also known as a cum rag.
Nope! Don't wear that one, don't even pick it up! It's not really a shirt, it's a cookie sheet.
by Omnipawn June 30, 2011
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