black status

1. When your tan gets so insane that people start asking you if your ancestors were slaves.
2. When youre white and you friend call you his nigglet
Im tellin you, Sam got that black status goin on maaaan
by Te61 April 07, 2016
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Panda status

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.
man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
by daxterrific April 06, 2010
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Byro status

One having foreskin but denying it to the fullest extent.
He Byro status.
by Berick johnson September 14, 2019
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status jacker

one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.
did you see what johns status is? he status jacked me! john is a status jacker!
by howareya3896 February 02, 2013
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Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.
"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
by ChasingGrace September 26, 2011
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wig status

The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.
I cant believe you stole that parking meter. You were wig status.
by mini wig November 13, 2009
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Status Shots

When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 15, 2011
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