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stalker douche

This guy that used to lead you on but then went totally crazy once you bailed. Now he IMs you constantly and send you random pictures of himself... and his kid... and dog... even a nude. He talks about all his sexual conquests hes had since you, but he still thinks about you... all the time. He's psycho and weird and you think he might actually murder you if you don't leave state... or the country.
Oh God. Stalker douche is back.

Shit... Stalker douche is blowing up my facebook since I unblocked him.
by phoenix437 January 8, 2015
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Stalker Song

Stalker Song Is Drake's song "Hold on we're going home" in one of the lyrics he says "I got my eyes on you"
Kid: Drake's song is the stalker song
Friend: Which one m8
Kid: "Hold On We're Going Home"
by SubMachineFrost January 19, 2016
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Stalker-path

One who is a crazy ass stalker and psychopath.
"Bro, you should totally hit your ex up."
"Wtf is wrong with you bro?! You know nicole is a stalker-path!"
by Slows August 9, 2016
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Stalkerville

An area or place where people regularly 'stalk' or 'study' you.
They keep spying on us and even worse following us everywhere we go - it's kind of creepy living round here. To be honest we think they're all a few crumbs short of a biscuit. The area should be renamed Stalkerville!
by Katski Le Fey June 1, 2016
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Stalkerpreneur

The delicate art of stalking someone under the disguise of doing business with them
Mark is such a stalkerpreneur! He's brought eight espressos in the last half hour because of the cute barista that just started working there.
by Tricktionary May 24, 2016
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shakery

A shop or place dedicated to making milkshakes.
I brought this apple milkshake from the nearby shakery.
by Searchfire November 20, 2016
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stalker album

A photo album made on your phone or device that contains every picture you've ever found or been sent personally of the hottest person you've ever seen in your life.
Every photo he has ever texted me of himself I always keep in my stalker album. So I can see that pretty face anytime I want.
by Major E April 24, 2017
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