Demon Spreader

When you find an evil bitch and spread her legs wide open and to your surprise you are met the smell of fire and brimstone, the screams of hell, and demonic jagged vaginal teeth that bite your dick off.

I was thinking she was marriage material but thankfully before taking her to meet the family I found out she was a demon spreader. Barely saved my dick from this one!

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

Ghetto Spread

When a black girl spreads her legs and shows off her nasty brown cooch.

LaQuisha gave her baby daddy Khyrawn the ghetto spread after he got out of jail

by swim_shady May 15, 2023

Omega Spread

The definition of a “Omega Spread” is a woman with a big ass that curves. In other words “Her Ass is heavy”

“You seen Kesha latest Instagram post? Yes, Kesha got an omega spread now! ”

Another example would be “Aye Parlay look cuh, shawty got an omega spread”.

by Hollywood baby July 22, 2024

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023

Caito Spreading

A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.

"I was caito spreading so bad in that debate the adj had to unmute to ask me to slow down."

by wasteland-peace October 6, 2023

glute spreader

A real pain in the ass

That last 60 miles of the trip was a real glute spreader

by Phudd December 11, 2023

Korean Spread aka Kspread

When a Korean woman lays out her back and uses her index finger and middle finger to spread her pussy wide open as if a small child was going to swim out of it

Bro I was in the bathroom, came out and Sujiyama was in a korean spread aka kspread

by BuddyFunBus January 14, 2024