aim speak

The term used to describe the online language faggots who are too lazy to type out the entire word use.

Aim Speak:
"OMG Liek I can't w8 2 c u!"
"LOL wtf wuz dat?!"

by Ryan Bunting March 19, 2008

Team Speak

A form of software used by artard's when role playing online, examples of games can be the soul destroying World of Warcraft.

The average user is normally in their 20's, still living at home, no girlfriend and probably a little fat. Hence being an Artard.

This was made famous by a youtube video of one such Artard playing World of Warcraft then shouting "Leroy Jenkins!!!" and also made well know on an episode of South Park

I will be playing World of Warcraft tonight whilst using Team Speak to speak to my fellow Artards.

by Baron Rouge February 10, 2009

spak

a synonym for fuck or screw.

lauren will spak him hard.

by lmao, haha, lmao March 29, 2007

Speak to the Judge

when a woman gives a man a blow job.

John: Hey that girl isn't bad looking.
Mike: Yeah, but she isn't really my type...but if she wants, ill let her speak to the judge

by fbbmaster February 21, 2009

Speak

1) Telling someone to shut up

2) Blatently ignoring someone and letting them know it.

Nancy: So I was like yurrr and he was like churr and then sh..
Mike: Oi nancy, speak up MATE.

Jamal: Ey homy pass me the ball

Mike: Speak

by sammyates January 2, 2012

To speak German

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

gay speak

Some odd speech used by random people that are either cool or nerdy.

5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!! = Shut the fuck up u dumb ass unleet dickhead!!!

by Tha guy April 24, 2005