Serendipitous snap

When somebody casually snaps a photo with no intention or motivation of getting it to look perfect, but it turns out to be absolutely perfect in every way. From the lighting to the angle, it's all perfect by pure chance.

Friend A: *goes around with their DSLR and snaps hundreds of pics of the scenery*
Friend B: *not really interested in the scenery and only takes one pic from their smartphone*
Friend A: Hey check out the photos I took!

Friend B: Ooooo nice, they look so beautiful!
Friend A: What pictures did you take?
Friend B: Eh just one, wasn't really paying attention to the scenery tbh
Friend A: Oh, well wanna show them?
Friend B: Yeah sure
Friend A: ...WTH?!?? Dude your photo is SO much better looking than mines!
Friend B: Haha really? I mean, I literally just took one randomly, I didn't even preview it afterwards.
Friend A: Damn, that serendipitous snap tho!

by Obv troll is obvious January 17, 2021

Snap and Crap

The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."

by grayvie train November 7, 2016

Fap Snap

An animated, ephemeral version of a dick pick, often shared through the popular Snapchat social platform.

"Hey, I think you're very attractive, here's a fap snap!"

by Monsieur S March 17, 2016

Gibble Snaps

It means to lick syrup and spit it on your m8 while giving a blowjob.

Person#1: Please give me another gooey Gibble snaps bae!
Person#2:We ran out of syrup though but whatever ill just use organic aloe
Person#3: *fap noises*

by Muttin haps May 10, 2016

Snap-Slut

A person who ignores your snap even though you sent it an hour ago and they were active 10 minutes ago.

"You snap-slut, you ignored me!!"

by Cosmo... August 17, 2019

queen snap

Only the beast of the streets !! She is a beautiful, smart ,funny ,attractive and friendly girl. If you find her keep her ! And an amazing rapper that started at a young age

Person 1: omg she is so dope to me!!!
Person 2: right ! Everybody listening to her music

Person3 : that must be Queen Snap

by Queen.snap May 21, 2018

snap a dizzy

The act of useing the sphincter to break apart a shit, in order to make it into a size that can be managed more easily by the toilet.

Can also be used to describe the act of shitting.

"Karver went to the bathroom to snap a dizzy!"

by Drewfus02 July 5, 2009