by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007
Get the shifty mug.A pokeomn trainer on the villains side, who has a tendency to use grass pokemon (has nothing to do with enviormentalists, from Shiftry, a pokemon which is half grass and half dark)
by Light Joker April 8, 2004
Get the Shiftry hugger mug.noun. homo sapien specifically originating from lincoln university, canterbury, new zealand.
highly intellectual but actually well spoken pikey.
interests: lsd,pot, farmer scaring, surfing and sifting.
capable of blending in any social circle and only detectable by another sifter.(see sifter)
highly intellectual but actually well spoken pikey.
interests: lsd,pot, farmer scaring, surfing and sifting.
capable of blending in any social circle and only detectable by another sifter.(see sifter)
by chanelle knows where u live September 14, 2003
Get the sifter mug.(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.
by Elubart May 1, 2006
Get the Shifty mug.An excuse to talk your way out of a ticket for running a red light. Unfortunately, your speeding ticket will be astronomical.
(If you don't get it, you're probably not going to get it.
Maybe look it up in a real dictionary first).
(If you don't get it, you're probably not going to get it.
Maybe look it up in a real dictionary first).
Officer: May I see your license and registration sir?
* you hand him the materials *
Officer: Do you realize that you were speeding and ran a red light?
You: Well, I'll admit to speeding but I'm not sure about the red light.
Officer: It sure looked red to me!
You: Not to me! Maybe I was going fast enough such that the blue shift rendered the... what I'm assuming was a red light... Blue! (or more conservatively, yellow).
Officer: I suppose it's all relative.
You: Exactly.
* you hand him the materials *
Officer: Do you realize that you were speeding and ran a red light?
You: Well, I'll admit to speeding but I'm not sure about the red light.
Officer: It sure looked red to me!
You: Not to me! Maybe I was going fast enough such that the blue shift rendered the... what I'm assuming was a red light... Blue! (or more conservatively, yellow).
Officer: I suppose it's all relative.
You: Exactly.
by ephoph November 26, 2010
Get the Blue shift mug.God-like moderator of the Codename:Network Forums, absolutely 1337 in every way possible, can do all the stuff that Jesus can and more. Upon hearing the word, you may feel a sence of inspiration from God, and can draw your energy from the all-mighty Shifty!
See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler
See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler
1) That post was so worthwile and non-senseless, I thought it was one of Shiftys!
2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.
2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.
by Rob (now do I get my Shifty Fanclub Membership) July 21, 2004
Get the Shifty mug.ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.
random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*
random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*
by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012
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