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shoeless joe 

Characterized by the following actions (in order):
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.
Last night we drove down to the rail yard and shoeless joe'd some anonymous vagabond.

shove it 

What the wife of Sen John Kerry and the prospective First Bitch said to a journalist inquiring about her remarks using the term "anti-American."
Journalist: What did you mean by the term "un-American" ?
Teresa Heinz Kerry: Shove it !
shove it by Dana Murdock August 2, 2004

Shovelling 

The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.
Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!
Shovelling by AsstootObservations December 4, 2010
Sweet Heart Of My Entire Life

pronounced as *insert french accent (show-mell)* :)

is a variation of 'love of my life'
"hey there baby... *wavesh* you are the SHOMEL. I'm here for you alwaysh. hopefully i can come visit you in france someday soon and we can sip on some sweet merlot. IMU" :)
SHOMEL by freezingcold June 16, 2010

Shoelace 

Shoelace is my crushes code name
Girl 1-“isn’t that the one boy that everyone call shoelace?”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”

Video Game Shoved 

When someone is over obsessed with video game forces you to play it.
I was going to hangout with my new girlfriend but fucking Bill video game shoved me into playing Bioshock.

Jan: Hey your coming to my house Friday to play the new Zelda game on my new SNES, it has 16-bit graphics!!!!

Joe: Stop video game shoving me i rather go see a movie.