short johns 

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

short johns by Soxoff February 14, 2012

short-handed 

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

short-handed by Uncle Dimma October 5, 2012

short-lived infatuation 

An extremely redundant/excessive phrase.

Oh my god I used to think he was SO hot! That was like such a like short-lived infatuation. Like, you know?!

short-lived infatuation by AliceofMalice September 24, 2013

short dicked it 

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

short dicked it by shortdickery June 30, 2016

Short Pause

When you're banging it out and you need to take a short break to prevent yourself from blowing your load.

We were going at it really hard and she was about to blow my mind,. but because I didn't want to end it soo soon, I took a short pause before I proceeded to bang the hell out of her again.

Short Pause by TheWildGhillieMan June 17, 2016

Short bus 

A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.

Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!

Short bus by Poopenberg December 28, 2016

Short Bus Mafia 

Short bus mafia is a record label owned by Indigo Weppa and has recently signed Yungxyohan. The producers consist of Mr.Weppa himself and Emmett Watson. This group aspires to be the next Brock Hampton type group. We are excited for their future music

Damn that new song by Short Bus Mafia is so dope

Short Bus Mafia by Mr.Pickle_Stevenson January 4, 2018