School....What the fuck is going on?!
by Hari Iyer January 10, 2005
Get the Schoolmug. The place where you go for eighteen (and possibly more) years to get prepared for the real world which sucks just as much. Teachers will spend up to eight hours shoving information under your fingernails and blowing smoke in your face to mark your grade down after class for turning your head. When you finally get to go home, you are strapped back down to the electric chair of homework and are zapped thouroughly with the white-hot burn of homework until ten o' clock at night when you finally get sleep and have nightmares about getting your head dunked in a toilet the next day. Tomorrow, you get to go back.
by DarkerThanThou March 14, 2010
Get the Schoolmug. by inf1nity May 15, 2008
Get the Schoolmug. A hell hole like no other. A place that makes suicide look like a logical explanation for solving your problems. A place that you can't escape and get yelled at by the demons of society, teachers. Here you learn shit never to be used again in your entire life. DROP OUT!
School is worse than prison man.
by amimal22 November 5, 2007
Get the Schoolmug. The exact opposite of what true education is. It's a prison where we spend about 12 years of our lives learning some half-hazard jumble of fables, parables and song lyrics that we will never need nor use.
It is clear that many of the authorities behind the education system often need an education themselves before they could ever be trusted.
It is clear that many of the authorities behind the education system often need an education themselves before they could ever be trusted.
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?
Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot
by Horanluver333 February 8, 2014
Get the Schoolmug.