Shit Snacks

A glorious swear phrase used often by Pam from the TV Series Archer.

Holy shit snacks!

by mselisabs January 17, 2012

Shit cunt slag

Not only a cunt, but the lowest cunt possible, plus being a slag! Either in terms of a provocative woman or some runabout or joey!

Yeh that bitch was down the club the other week, probably fucked the whole street. The shit cunt slag!

The geezer is just some fucking joey, he’s a shit cunt slag!

by TommiPat November 10, 2021

shit-filled

This has no definition, it just would be really funny in the urban dictionary mug sentence.

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by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018

shit ninja

Someone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarrassing thinking they are not there.

It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.

Joe: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Joe: FUCK, that slutty little bitch was SO motherfucking hot! But too bad she's only twelve years old! *slams wall with fist*
*sound of rustling toilet paper*
Joe thinks: (Oh god, it's a shit ninja)

Mike: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Mike: I gotta take a massive fucking dump! *FAAAAAART*
*sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover*
Mike thinks: (fuck, not another shit ninja)

by Duo47 March 2, 2009

Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.

Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.

by Dispenser January 25, 2016

Shit in the shower guy

known online as PewDiePie, is a Swedish YouTuber and a shower shitter, known primarily for his Let's Play videos and Shitting in the Shower .

It was when all toilets were occupied when shit in the shower guy's destiny was made.

by Pqufuiwn20 June 7, 2021

shit grin

A grin given by the grinner to show or perhaps hide an inside thought or observation of their surroundings. The grin is usually obvious and not containable but more likely the grinner does not want to contain the grin therefore getting their point across without speaking. Sometimes you just can't say things with words so don a shit grin instead!

"Every time my boyfriend looks at my ass he dons a shit grin."

by timmyg July 5, 2012