Rooted

1. adjective (adj): Too tired to function properly; related to being overtired, exhausted, fatigued, incoherent, etc.

Roi: "Dude I haven't gotten any sleep lately, I have no clue what I'm doing or where I am. I can still take you home though."

Ron: "NO! You are way too rooted to drive."

by Mac_Attack June 16, 2009

Rooty

The most impressive and rare genetic mutation known to man: A redhead with a booty
1 out of every 830,000 people born will be a Rooty, and due to the recessive gene of the ginger, and manufactured foods, the rarity will only increase.

The requirement for a Rooty is

-More than a 36 inch buttocks
-Hair redder than brown.

Should you ever enjoy a Rooty, you will be granted with some mystical benefits.

I wish Caroline Pierce had redhair. What a Rooty she'd be.

She's a ROOTY!

by McSlurp October 17, 2011

Mad rooter

An intelligent woman with an insatiable appetite for the dick. A mad rooter often presents as shy and demure, but underneath loves slaying the dick like it’s going out of fashion. A mad rooter needs dick as a means of survival

My friend is a mad rooter, any opportunity she gets, she is an absolute slave for the dick

by Hendersoma May 1, 2019

Grass Roots

When you pull out your pubes one by one with tweezers

My friend Josh showed me how to perform Grass Roots on my ballsack

by lilsavage81401 May 20, 2018

Peanut Butter Rooter

a)An elite member of a special forces military team known as the PBROOTERS. Their mission, paving the streets of enemy cities with the stickiest chunkiest peanut butter available. Often working with the Marshmallow fluff team to make a stickier situation. The road once being paved by the team in a matter of hours becomes a peanut butter Catastrophe when enemy tanks and people get caught in its peanut hell. Leaving them open for the armed forces to attack.
b) A brand of peanut butter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.

a) Get the Peanut butter rooters NOW!!!
b)fuck ive been rooted
c)Oh shit i dont want to be rooted

by Angelica Garcia September 28, 2007

stick to his roots

Get back to what one was doing earlier.

George, the milkman is making no money with his newspaper business. George must stick to his roots and continue selling milk rather than newspaper selling papers

by Cinthia Porter July 2, 2007

rooted system

The after-math of the human body being fucked.

:Did you just get done boneing Sherrie?
:Yeah look at that "Rooted System".

by Brant Pernciaro May 28, 2006