Robert Bates

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020

Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII

an absolute madlad. the coolest of cool. a true pimper of chimps. ngl hes not tall and sux at among us js

*reports body* "I just saw Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII leaving the office, body was at vitals."
"I-I-I-I-I dontknowwhatyouretalkingaboutIjust-" *leaves game*

by トロイメライ September 16, 2020

Robert Storms

All the worst things in life and history rolled into one to create something unspeakable.

I just went through Robert Storms and it’s giving me depression.

by 69BJS November 5, 2020

robertek

Czech slang word for dildo. Literally translates as ,,little Robert”.

Mami, ta kočka je Robertek!
Translated as
Mom, that cat is a dildo!

by FISTO THE SEX ROBOT November 24, 2020

Robert Dyas

Defined after the Robert Dyas advertisement.
When trying to be inclusive, but failing, really, really, really badly.

"Don't be so Robert Dyas about it."

by ZeeZeeB March 4, 2021

Robert

Someone who is currently Seksing ur mum

I hope Robert doesn't find my mum

by MumSekser March 9, 2021

robert pattinson day

On February 3, is Robert Pattinson day to appreciate he’s handsomeness so wear or show ur love for our king because he’s so hot

Me: do u know what day it is?
Person: no what day is it
Me: it’s Robert Pattinson day

by Hahwhwhhw28277363 January 16, 2021