Roast

Noun. - A person who is in every single way, a pile of meat. More simply, an extremely ugly fat person. An ideal roast, more commonly known as a "roast head", would have a very wrinkley forehead with very saggy proportions, they would succumb to a terribly embarrasing squash shaped head with a chin that just never ceases to amaze you. A roast must also have the lazy personallity to go with it. Someone with starfish like qualities who doesn't accomplish anything in life. Its not a word you can completely understand with out seeing examples...

Very good celebrity examples of roasts or roastheads are the following...

Louie Anderson

Don vito
Ralph Kramden
John Goodman
preston lacey

1.) Dude did you see that guy over there? What a fucking roast! His chin was so big he was practically wearing it on his head!

2.) Your such a roast head... you just sit there and flop around all day.

by Dwayne Delaney March 13, 2010

Ukranian Pig Roast

It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.

Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.

by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010

roasting meat curtain

Just like a normal meat curtain, but hotter;
A loose vagina on a fat woman.

When I saw her roasting meat curtain I almost puked.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Roast Battle

A bunch of indian preteens trying to act edgy and say things that they wouldn’t dare say to their mommies.

Did you hear, Advaith used the NONO word during the Roast Battle!

by YeetusThebeetus October 15, 2018

roasted

Past tense of the actual lighting and burning of a cone or joint/blunt of chronic.
To be fucking high.

"I justed roasted a cone, did ya hear it? It waz all crackling and shit."
"Damn fool, I'm roasted as hell up in here."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Roast Beef

1. A tore up vagina that resembles roast beef.

2. Very large vagina lips.

After cream pieing her roast beef, I was hungry and decided to make sandwich.

by steve sagal jr. March 11, 2008

Roastbeef Curtains

Ex 1. When a girls pussy is so loose that it looks its throwing up, and there extra meat hanging out.

Ex.2 A certain Summer Set re-rack in beer pong you can only get when you have 5 cups, the vagina with a little extra or a diamond with one at the top aka roast beef curtains.

Ex 1. "You know that girl Dubbe, I heard she got a case of Roastbeef curtains"

Ex.2 "Let me get Roastbeef curtains" (While doing a Floppy hand waving with motorboatin your lip)

by Trizzle Tizzle October 13, 2009