Military Pubes

When pubic hair is shaved off the genitals, with some very short hair left on top, like a military haircut.

"John! I thought you told me you were completely shaven... down there."

"Well, I was, but I let it grow out a little on top so I could have Military Pubes!"

by not2greene September 8, 2011

reverse puberty

Puberty typically makes you look better. In this case, instead of looking better, you end up looking worse. You don't have a glow up, you have a glow down.

Timothy is a victim of reverse puberty. He used to be cute, but he is ugly af now.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018

Satan's Pubes

Satan's Pubes is another street term or slang for Marijuana.

Yo man, I just scored some of Satan's Pubes. That shit is some fire man!

by stinkypubeyact January 7, 2013

pube fro

usually a fro on a white nathan that looks so much like pubic hair in the penis region of a male that you have to make fun of it

The Nathan: you're stupid
me: at least I don't have a pube fro

by blahblahblahblah28370q3974 May 23, 2008

Pube Cake

McClain Hall

I have a 4:30 class in Pube Cake, but I think I might skip it.

by Hull Kogan March 18, 2004

ginger pubes

A person cursed with a downstairs region similar to a carrott, leaving the poor ginger person open to comments such as "you've been tangoed".

Kieron - I pwn myspace!
Bored person - But you're ginger...
Kieron - I am a myspace god!
Bored person - ahem. ginger pubes.
Kieron - But .. but .. i have 38208312k :(
Bored person - you have ginger pubes. remove yourself from my vacinity.

by John121 August 27, 2007

ginger pubes

sn insult commonly used for red headed people to state the fact that their pubic region is ginger.
red headed people often lie about this and say that they are not ginge, which is wank.

sarah: alrite ginger pubes?
emma: they aren't ginger sarah *blushes*
sarah: yer alrite then... GINGE!

by emma July 14, 2004