First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?
by sarbathory February 25, 2024
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Prison Break

When you and a girl are having sex then you came inside her. Then some of the cum comes out of her vagina. (AKA Prison Break)
Dude I had sex with this girl and I came inside her. Some of the cum came out of her and she called it a prison break.
by Pumper Dumper March 09, 2020
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Prison Break

A meal that prison inmates make out of noodles and random items they get from comminsary. Mostly food that doesnt gave to be cool on stove or oven. Microwave only. Commonly made with ramen noodles, canned tuna or chicken, ranch, pepperoni, summer sausage, pickles, and any other items you want. Sometimes put into a flour tortilla.
by KimHawkey November 15, 2020
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Prison princess

Man 1: Did you hear about Jack? He became Harrys prison princess
by Harry the prisoner June 11, 2024
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Prison Pitcher

A slang term for Toilet. Often used when talking about making or mixing alcoholic drinks in a toilet.
Hey I made a Prison Pitcher of Punch!”
by Shenxiou March 05, 2022
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Prison rules

The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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