Polish Brew

The resulting beverage created by placing your penis in or on the open top of a beer bottle.

I turned his half-drunk beer into a Polish Brew and didn't tell him until he finished it.

by Max_Fightmaster July 5, 2009

dong polisher

a spanish midget that polishes your dong.

"hey enrique, got over here and polish my dong." - Hakko

by Hakko November 21, 2004

polish breakfast

When one has a stimulant, esp speed for breakfast rather than food.

I'm wide awake now after a good Polish Breakfast.

by R Muir May 1, 2007

polish my horn

TO clean the horns of a viking horn; or to suck some penis

she polish my horn last night.

by teh_pwner07777 January 14, 2008

Polish Popsicle Stand

when someone is in the act of taking a Polish Popsicle and proceeds to do a headstand or handstand or just turning upside down and taking one resulting in the Polish Popsicle Stand.

That girl was so drunk last night I made her agree to do a Polish Popsicle Stand so I made her do a headstand while she did the Polish Popsicle, that shit was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!!

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010

Polish Sully

\ˈpō-lish\ \ˈsə-lē\ 1.(noun) An improper understanding of "safe sex". 2.(Verb) During unprotected sex with woman you probably won't see again, before her climax, you pull out, ejaculate into a condom, drop it in her shoe and leave.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl you met last night seemed a little skanky. Think you should get tested?

Guy 2: No need. I gave her a Polish Sully and called it good

by Misanthrope365 November 6, 2011

Polish Doorhandle

The act sticking your hand up your partner's anus, pulling out poop, wiping it all over your dick and cockslapping your partner.

Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Polish Doorhandle.

by poopshack1233 June 30, 2012