Big Man With A big Plan

Simply the biggest man

Hey ur a big man with a big plan

by Big man with a big plan November 21, 2020

planning a premie

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.

Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"

by phishtails September 11, 2009

Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

The 3d plan

When plan one isn't an option, plan two is too expensive, so you punch her in the uterus

Man we had to go with the 3d plan

by SuckMyWalugi August 22, 2017

ESCAPE PLAN

12 figure estate plan

Did you know that the 12 figure estate plan is the ESCAPE PLAN.

by anonymous October 17, 2023

Intel Core Plan

1.The plan to assassinate Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging their computers so hard that all of intel's graphic cards exploded

2. Shoving intel graphics cards down people's throat so hard that they turn into computers

Artzhole: Did you hear about the intel core plan?
Artzholm: No, did you hear about it?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

four hour plan

When you see someone's text but you want them to think you have no interest in responding, when really you just want to make them wait. So after four hours has passed you finally respond.

She wouldn't work my shift for me, so when she asked me to work for her- I put her on a four hour plan, then said no.

by santababygrinch December 12, 2013