piss weak

Something poorly made so it breaks easily, a person with absolutely no strength or courage, or a beverage lacking in flavour.

1.Don't buy those one-dollar screwdrivers again, they are piss weak and bend like nobody's business.

2.I was going to go around to Headly's house and kick his ass but the guy is so piss weak he'll probaby shit his pants and then there's no way I'm touching him.

3.This beer is like fizzy water, piss weak in fact.

by Papaver December 13, 2008

Piss Hatch

The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.

"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Thick piss

Another word for diarrhea.

I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

piss-orientated

Becoming lost or confused as a result of alcohol

Where are we? I'm so piss-orientated

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

Pike Piss

An expensive cup of extremely weak coffee, brewed everywhere by Starbucks; also known as Pike Place Roast.

This was no day for Pike Piss; Sharon was either going to have to brew her own coffee or shell out the bucks for a case of Mountain Dew.

by J. Dailey April 16, 2008

Flip a piss

freak out, get angry, go crazy.

If your mom found out you were going out with him, she'd flip a piss!

We are like the only two people who laugh at random words!
I know everyone else would flip a piss if they tried to do the same.

by starstrukk69 July 7, 2010

Piss-Break

Any match in "professional wrestling" involving women where one can run for "a quick leak/drain the snake/squirt the vag" whilst the "soy boys/SJWs and mentally retarded & desperate male virgins" rapturously clap and chant 'this is awesome' in 'House (at a live event) and at home to substandard fake fighting in the likes of the WWE which contains more than 1 female "wrestler (fake fighter) versus another of said gender"

Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Who is up next in the gorilla position Kev?

Kevin Dunn WWE: Its Charlotte versus Bayley in a Women's title no DQ match

Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Thank god it's a piss-break match.

At least I can get a break from my whiney daughter pushing these perpetual PMT vaginal actors. Tell Steph I'm off to push the women's revolution (crimp a loaf and take a giant piss).

by Alpha Bravo Cheesecake November 20, 2018