When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
Get the Kangaroo Pouch mug.When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26
Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.
Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.
*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*
Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust
Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.
*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*
Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust
by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025
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Get the Stank Pouch mug.A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.
“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”
“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”
Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.
“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”
Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.
by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025
Get the Pelican Pouch mug.1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.
2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.
3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...
2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.
3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...
by dictionary john September 16, 2006
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