Para

Short for paranoid

Angel is just too para

by The_Girl_In_Black July 3, 2018

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

Parabox

(n) A shorter name for the box paradox. This paradox is about 2 boxes, box A and box B. Box A is inside box B, but box B is also inside box A.

Andrew: "Hey wanna get impressed?"
Greg: "Sure, as long as I don't explode again."
Andrew: "Remember Parabox?"
Greg: *implodes*
CIA: *abducts Greg*

by Wormcake November 1, 2018

parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019

Para

Wild ,crazy or insane .

1.That was a Para night we had there .
2.That guy is para as fuck .

by Empresskay February 12, 2019

Paarav

He is a funny guy to be friends with. However he is in disguise, he has been given paarav as a nickname as his real name was quite boring.

"What is that kids name again?"
"it's paarav"

by James bondes February 23, 2019

parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019