The Honey Badger Option

When one decides to no longer give a shit about something or someone or a certain situation; like the honey badger (See the youtube video-Randall's version- if you don't know the honey badger). The honey badger doesn't give a shit. It's a more "polite" or eloquent way to say "I don't give a shit."

Person 1: Oh man, are you studying for the final, its tomorrow morning!
Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..

Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.

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by The Original Honey Badger December 28, 2011

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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

optical delusion

An occasion when someone trys to twist something that is clearly normal into something that either causes excitement, offends someone, or helps prover their point.

Q- Yo man, have you seen my ticked out '77 Honda Accord?
A- Nah man, that just one of your optical delusions.

by djyr2003 February 16, 2010

Optophobia

The fear of opening someon's eyes

Optophobia: a person opening the eyelids of a dead body

by sinaloense March 25, 2012

Opteron

i) Used to describe someone who is utterly hopeless - a no hoper
ii) A medical condition - commonly mistaken for the far less serious 'mazzanetitis'
iii) Synonymous with 'tard' and 'mazzanet'

'haha don't be such an opteron'
'that's such an opteron thing to do'

by PooJou July 12, 2003

OptiMom Prime

That parent who seems to have it all in control. Not only are their kids clean and polite but they head the PTO, lead the scouts and help at all the fundraisers.

We live among the children, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them, waiting...protecting. Though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am OptiMom Prime, and I send this message to any surviving adults taking refuge among the schools: We are here. We are waiting. We will help.

by unomesowell May 20, 2010

OptiMom

That extremely efficient Mom who seems like she’s got it all together – as opposed to the mythical and unobtainable SuperMom who can still be taken down by their own brand of kryptonite - OptiMom has it all together and is always looking for ways to fit it all in

The groceries, the cleaning, dinner on the table and a snack for the t-ball team; who has it all covered? OptiMom!

by unomesowell May 20, 2010