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Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.
Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half
by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016
mugGet the Dead and a halfmug.

Half-a-mara

A half-marathon.
My friend got up at 3:30 so she could run the Princess half-a-mara.
by pmd February 23, 2020
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Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.
by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020
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Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.
That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.
by khada October 22, 2020
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Fruit and a half

A gay guy that's very tall. Generally over 6ft high.
Hey did you meet Andrew last night? He's totally a fruit and a half!
by AndrewBlue September 1, 2016
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Half a Truck

Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"
by Nebular Asteroid May 28, 2021
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half-bobber

Noun: (slang) A female who tends to get little more than the head of a penis in her mouth while performing oral sex.
1. The top of her head looks great but she is a half-bobber.

2. She was a half-bobber so I had to dump the bitch.

3. My last girlfriend was a half-bobber, she was always leaving me with blue balls.
by KDH September 8, 2008
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