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God

God = Not Human, A supreme Being or Entity (will never have arguments and has never and will never sin. A being of only good whom can love but never hate and seeks resolution without conflict) He will do anything he can to help you, if it will truly benefit you as a person and he will answer your prayers. You just need to take more notice when he does and not put it down to 'coincidence'.
Oh god, I want a new TV, new car, new life, id quite like a new family. Because God i heard you were a superstore and you'll make everything right straight away but if you dont its obvious to me you dont exist.
by ftsjal January 22, 2009
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God

The reason for all the pain and suffering I endure and also why I want to punch a hole in the Universe. And it is hopefully not real for those reasons.
Two diseases in life that won't die out but just keep spreading: AIDS and God
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
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God

A supreme, infinite being who Atheists and others continually try to disprove yet always fail.
You cant disprove it so lets all just agree evolution isnt fact.
by Fishbap and Cheese April 30, 2005
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God

The Father of the Universe who created everyone whom we should all thank. The supreme Creator. The Judge at the end of days.
God lives in Heaven and sent His Son, Jesus to earth.
by JsusFrk January 5, 2005
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God

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God

(noun)
1. The supreme or ultimate reality
2. The Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe
3. The incorporeal divine Principle ruling over all as eternal Spirit: infinite Mind
4. A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically: one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality
5. A person or thing of supreme value
6. A powerful ruler

(transitive verb)
1. To treat as a god: idolize, deify

(interjection)
1. A sharp or sudden utterance
2. Vehement expression of protest or complaint
1. God watches over us.
2. God is worshiped.
3. God has infinite Wisdom.
4. Apollo was a greek God for the domains of sunlight, prophecy, music, and poetry.
5. Halo 2 is god.
6. Bush is not god.

1. People god Bush

1. God!
2. God, I screwed up!
by GM Yami Yokaze July 4, 2006
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god no

Something even god would yell no at.
Guy1: Lets have anal sex!

Guy2: Get the butter!

God: GOD NO! I didn't create you to be gay!!!
by Mr.Johndoeguy October 11, 2009
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