chicken noodle hoagie 

Used by members of the US Military to describe something utterly useless or otherwise ineffective.
Lit. - A Hoagie made with chicken noodle soup
A version of the more popular soup sandwich

Look at that REMF, he's a god damned Chicken Noodle Hoagie.

chicken noodle hoagie by "Yak" October 17, 2005

Long Prairie noodle

The process originating from Long Prairie, Minnesota, in which a young highschool boy tries to give a girl his "noodle", or in other words penis, for sexual purposes. Penises in this region are notoriously slim and small and therefore given the nickname of a "noodle".

Travis was feeling very emotional towards his girlfriend Amanda last Friday night and decided to propose to her in giving her the "Long Prairie noodle" in his bedroom later.

Long Prairie noodle by Curt Hatfield October 29, 2007

My arms feel like noodles 

The act of getting so high to where your arms feel like noodles, and you get the stanky legg

I'm so high my arms feel like noodles.

My arms feel like noodles by Ak brahhh April 11, 2011

noobie 

A person who is new at something/ sucks at life in general.

A person who is a ho.

Hilo's are noobie laggers.

noobie by Billup November 6, 2003

wet noodle 

A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.

-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.

wet noodle by lilraerae March 29, 2009

noodle 

to have sex with someone if you are not completely erect

"yo, i heard my boy got drunk and gave her the "noodle"'

"yeah he noodled the shit out of her, ya heard"

noodle by Dr. Ew 22 October 26, 2008

Noodle 

Asian people, according to the slang of Nik Richie's TheDirty.com

"Yo, that chick smells like noodles."

"She must be part Asian dude"

Noodle by joobledotz March 29, 2010