The Naked Man

A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.

Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.

Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.

by WatcherMark November 26, 2018

naked hole

A special management area with in a jail or prison. Solitary confinment locked down for 23/7.

"Pack your shit inmate, your goin' to the naked hole"
"Please don't send me to the naked hole, I promise I'll be good" (This usually doesn't work)

by jim October 18, 2006

nikéta

Nikéta is a big mood

Yo Nikéta is such a mood

by The mood July 7, 2019

Nike that shit

To buckle down and just do it, usually said to motivate a friend to work or clean, etc.

Jordyn, I know you hate outlining those chapters for class, but sometimes you gotta nike that shit.

by B10ND0 April 14, 2009

naked spring break

Where people go to a place on spring break where there's a rule that you have to be naked.

Lets have a naked spring break.

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010

Naked Hut

A Naked Hut is an affectionate name for a room that you had or have alot of great sex in!

It is a very versitile expression as traditionally this room is thatched and it is usuallly in a secluded area away from technology and distraction.

Recent studies have shown that naked huts can be anywhere as long as there is a roof and walls.

The only real thing to remember with this expression is that the room has to belong to you or the person you are sleeping with ei a hotel room is not a naked hut unless of course you live there

Boy calls girl: Hey what you doing?

Girl: Just sitting at home

Boy: oooh the naked hut

Girl: Yes:)

by baby_gurl_jes April 2, 2011

Nikesh

Nikesh is a wonderful man. He is kind, gracious, responsible, trustworty, and an ambivert. He gets along with everyone however only a few are trusted into his circle. He will make sure you are seen and heard. His sense of humour is elite, dad jokes and puns are his specialty! He is a classic man with classic tastes. He is always ready to help others in need, he gladly takes the lead and makes sure you are safe. He's got a smile and eyes that will light up the whole world. He enjoys cooking as much as he loves eating delicious food. He's amazing in bed too! He always makes sure you come first in everything. He likes using his hands so you can bet he's got a carpentry project he's working on. He's dedicated to the things that make him happy in life. However he becomes timid during arguments and disagreement, he'll fight for what he loves only if it serves the greater good. He is good with children as he himself is still a child at heart and will one day make an amazing dad. He is always curious and willing to learn about the things that pique his interests. He is a simple man with simple needs but he will change your whole world once he's in it!

Aleesha: I think I've met my husband! He's kind and amazing, he said he'd build me a vanity dresser once we move in together

Friend: he sounds like a Nikesh!

by bodyxsushii May 28, 2023