Mushy Nuts

A form of torture involving very saggy nuts. A person is suspended in a form that lets their "shit" hang for another person to punch very hard. It hurts very bad.

Dude my Mushy Nuts hurt really bad last night.

Mushy Nuts by Mush bag December 7, 2010

Missy con queso 

Some mean chick with cheese.

Missy bit my neck and my mom asked about it and I said she had cheese. Then my mom was like ''I don't give a shit who had the cheese!''

Missy con queso by MeowMixer October 5, 2004

mossy 

Disappointing, unfortunate, or generally bad, often used when describing behavior that is morally low, unfair, or dirty.

"Your best friend ran off with your girl friend? That's pretty mossy."

mossy by Sirhappymobot July 12, 2006

mussel gallop 

female orgasm, synonymous definition

first heard on sponge bob / squarepants, altered context
quote: sandy cheeks: mussel gallop!!

mussel gallop by octan January 7, 2006

Musky Beavers

Another term for calling people a bastage or dingle berry.

you guys are big soggy musky beavers!

Musky Beavers by BSMBR April 8, 2009

Messy Water 

Any water, most commonly found in a pool, that has been tainted with sperm.

John flipped out when he was told he was swimming in messy water.

Messy Water by XBASHX December 10, 2011

mussed

Fucked

You look mussed to death.

mussed by Cree guy December 30, 2016