Murder

Yes please

To kill a man or woman
Hey Billy wanna commit murder?

by kingofminetn May 29, 2022

Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

Murder the member day

On December 18th, the owner will exact vengeance on the members who have tormented him. This only lasts one day, and the member is unable to stop the destruction.

Member: That was a wonderful event yesterday, where we beat up the owner.
Owner: It's now my turn to seek vengeance it's Murder the member day.
Member: Oh nooooo!

by Seiferious December 17, 2021

Murder

Something that i should do to my mother, but i cannot cause thats illegal.

Person 1: Dude i fucking hate my mom i should murder her
Person 2: Go to jail pls get away from me go away omg stop get away im scared why are u breaking into my house pls dont hurt me

by I wanna commit arson April 1, 2022

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

murder b and skillet

the biggest nizzles ever

"oh shit murder b and skillet...ur hella boss"

by priya is gay February 5, 2005

Murder

A transitive verb where the direct object especially refers to someone's genitalia, especially a pussy. Used to say that you fucked someone with a great deal of force or intensity.

"Oh man, I went so hard on Kat last night. I murdered her pussy so good, she could barely walk the next day."
"Damn, you really murdered that pussy?"
"Yeah, I murdered her real good."

by SumWunGye November 5, 2021