Defined as,the success of having sex with someone.ie.getting laid
Friend:so did you get the jump last night?Lucky Man:I sure did.She was surprisingly easy!
by Conor Trolly o' Hanlon May 10, 2007
The act of being maliciously assulted by a large number of individuals, usually physical but may be verbal.
Oh shit! Danto is getting jumped by those kids! We gota help his ass out!
by Nate65 August 25, 2006
A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!
by freakyholic July 23, 2014
When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!
by dexi August 12, 2010