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Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.
On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.
by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021
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Meme Monday

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.

Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!
Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!
by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019
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Rocketship Monday

It's Rocketship Monday, the most important day of the year! It's always the 3rd Monday of March.
"Hey bro, are you ready for Rocketship Monday?"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
by saucerich March 14, 2022
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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Bold Monday

Bold monday is on May 2. It is particularly for you to be bold with your crush or bf/gf.
“HAPPY BOLD MONDAY!!” she said, “what’s bold mond-“ “BE BOLD WITH YOUR CRUSH!!!”
by thatoneperson2299 April 29, 2022
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Monday Mourning

Monday Mourning - wearing all black to work every Monday because you are in mourning that you have to work all week.
Hey, why are you wearing all black today? Because it is Monday mourning!
by LizzyGlo June 11, 2025
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Monday

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.
Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression
by MasonWaller May 10, 2018
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