masner

While at work, taking your laptop into the restroom stall to watch some NSFW videos.

Brando pulled a masner but forgot to turn the sound off, resulting in a trip to HR.

by Geek Central April 1, 2008

miner 49-er

When she shoves a lump of coal in her vagina and you shove your fist in to find it. If you pull out a diamond, you win.

Last night we did the miner 49-er. We are selling the diamond on Craigslist.

by OfficerKlay May 23, 2016

douche miner

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Irish Miner

The act of one wearing jeans with no underwear on.

There wasn't any underwear in my drawer, so I had to pull an Irish Miner to go walk down to Roy Rogers.

by mr leperchaun June 25, 2020

poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass

"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"

by paul September 19, 2003

Les Misérables

The best show in teh world which was performed by Dundee Schools Music Theatre on 26th - 29th August 2003

Weren't they as good as broadway

by Craig Hanlon December 2, 2003

Misery

When someone, usually a dude, bombs the office bathroom with a righteous poop so pungent that it saturates your entire world in stench.

"Is that Rich in the bathroom?"

"Yes."

"Oh no, he just ate 3 McDonald's cheeseburgers and a box of fish sticks. Barricade the door and febreze the air before the misery engulfs us all in a wave of stink!"

by SausagesAreGood November 4, 2011