Milf Monday 

A twitter trending topic which refers to people posting about their Milf of the week!

"On #MilfMonday my milf of the week was Sarah Palin!"
"What a hot milf monday post!"

Milf Monday by alexacclaimed November 16, 2009

MILF monster 

A term used to describe a girl that you would fuck madly without hesitation no matter the consequences.

Dick: dude, that chick over there is a MILF monster!
Bob: i know right?

MILF monster by Da flying MILF Monster! April 18, 2011

Milf Boobed

The experience on Facebook when you send a private Facebook gift to someone and you find out that all your friends see it in your Facebook status.

I was Milf Boobed! I sent a joke gift on Facebook of image of a lady with big boobs and the title was Milf Boobs and I didn't realize that everyone in my friend list would see it.

Milf Boobed by pboob March 19, 2009

milf'n 

1(v.) to pursue older women for sexual liasons 2(n.) a sexual experiance involving a younger man and and older woman

v) "Dude, Bon Jovi is in town this weekend. Let's get tickets and go milf'n."
n) "Let's go buy your Mom's friends some drinks and see what happens. I could use a good milf'n."

milf'n by x10leah27x August 28, 2011

Milf Tea 

When things are getting hot in the bedroom with that kid from Xbox Live's mom, you dip your male features in and out of her mouth like a tea bag until she is completely steeped in your tea.

Man, I totally got some milf tea from Timmy's mom. Now where's my Xbox...

Milf Tea by JagLone November 17, 2017

milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.

Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."

milf-jockey by jonormbar June 17, 2010

Milf Chaser 

Some Girls, Usually Bisexuals, Who Go After The Milf Race.

Sometimes Abbreviated M.C.

Dude Did You Hear About Angie? She's Such A Milf Chaser!

Milf Chaser by Dr. Christopher Turk August 27, 2008