mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi

The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)

Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this

by ihandlethisidk September 11, 2022

McDonald's Dick

When your penis gets zits, primary from working and using the restroom at a fastfood place such as McDonald's

Go damnit, all this fucking grease gave me McDonald's Dick

by PanAreFuckingHot December 17, 2022

McDonalds

A Fast Food Franchise that produces common American food such as burgers and fries. Many fat niggas pay hundreds of dollars for food from mcdonalds and gain something called Autism which leads them to thinking suing the company they voluntarily payed is a good idea

yo im so fucking fat from mcdonalds i think im going to sue them because im a retard

by free young thug, free ysl January 24, 2023

McDookleberry

A slightly larger, more pungent and severe dingleberry that refuses to exit the anus.

I sat on a McDookleberry and ruined my favorite underwear, I knew I felt something after that last fart.

by Irritated Rican January 30, 2023

McDookleberries

The small end of a bowel movement, after a McDonald's meal as the rest refuses to pass through at the time.

I had a false alarm after my McRib lunch today... Only thing that came out was a couple mcdookleberries. But the bathroom was closed for 46 minutes afterwards...

by Irritated Rican January 30, 2023

McDonalds Urinal

The best place ever to take a massive shit

I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal

by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023

McDougalled

"The act of treating a patient and taking credit for every medical diagnosis and treatment you administer as if you invented it."

Working in Healthcare with someone who thinks they invented the Healthcare system

"I just brought a patient up to the unit. He's gonna be ok. He was McDougalled"

by Nurseforlife March 20, 2023