Matthew

The name Matthew/Matt/Matty is commonly know as a very harsh word, for instance if one was to be called matthew instead of there g8ven name this would be the most insulting action conceivable. the insult Matthew stems from the the kid of pure autism that once ate poisons mushrooms, the pure autism and continuous production of annoying sounds produced is where the insult of the word Matthew comes from.
calling your friend a matthew or simply replacing there name with matthew.
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Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.
Oh he's a Matthew
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Matthew

U have a Matthew
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Matthew

The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her
Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad
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Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh
Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.
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Matthew White

Some one who is astonishley handsome, has the gift of an abundance of body hair, as well as a body of a god. Eyes are so mezmorizing, and a smile that would charm a rattlesnake. If their middle name is Ronald they are especially unique and holy. Most are immortal. If you have a Matthew White in your life, don't take it for granted.
Dayyum, is that a Matthew White? Imma being gettin with that later.

OMG it is Matthew White out here! It's like 104 degrees.
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Matthew Hall

How do you spell Matthew Hall?

L.A.D
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