This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

Twitch-Mate

Someone you enjoy watching on stream. usually open communication and the streamer comments back,

FoxenKin the Perfect Twitch-Mate

by God of Spoken Words April 18, 2020

no mates

"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.

It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.

Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)

Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya

by MyGoodFriendHoward October 28, 2021

mate

british guy

mate am British guy yay

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

life mate

Similar to a life vest, an inflatable doll for gay men.

"You spent Friday night listing the football squad to see what cover we had if anyone got injured?"
"Julian, why don't you get a life mate!"

by Skando January 28, 2007

Lmao mate

A way to say something is funny
Originally used by the first colonies of Australia

- Hey, did you know that my money is green like my asshole
-Lmao mate

by Joj le Sis December 18, 2018

I swear down mate

When a Geordie is angry they say this

"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022