mother in law

A woman that 90% of the time talks about how she loves stuff that is so fuckin boring you consider hanging yourself.

A Woman that thinks your not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that flower pot she really liked.

A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!

A Pain in the ass!

Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

Hi Darlin, me and the lads are going to the shooting range, does your mother want to come?

I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.

Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.

Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with the resistance.

mother in law by Gary Campbell August 19, 2005

Shillelagh Law 

1) Rules for combat between groups allowing hand to hand combat and the use of cudgels (Shillelaghs)

2) Used tom describe a combat event involving the use of cudgels, but not other weapons such as guns or knives.

2) Shillelagh Law was all the rage at the pub last night.

Shillelagh Law by gerot October 15, 2010

stallone's law 

Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.

This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.

Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."

Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."

stallone's law by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005

mother in law

A women who gave birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than accuse his/her spouse for that.

My mother in law, your mother in law, everyone's mother in lax

mother in law by lucija July 2, 2006

Molbak's Law 

The law stating that no matter how prestigious or important an institution is, stupid people will find their way in. It doesn't matter how rigorous the screening process is or how rich the institution is, it will happen.

Mike-"I just got into Harvard! Now I can thrive with just people of my level!"

Wise Person-"Not really. Remember Molbak's Law"

Molbak's Law by Jesus Bjornegson October 13, 2008

Quinn's First Law

Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent.

If we take away guns from the people, there will be less crime.

Quinn's First Law by FunkyFender February 4, 2004

Best Friend-In Law

When you become best-friends with someone through marriage.

My best friend married Maya's best friend, so now we are best friend-in law's

Best Friend-In Law by Dangeriam December 9, 2009