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major key 

When a big brown cock slides into your asshole
Last night my father gave me a major key
major key by Big Sweetness April 22, 2016
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mexican key

we use mexican credit card it better than that old brick.
hay amigo are you haveing trouble using mexican key??
Try my mexican credit card, me madre gave this old thing to me, said it was mexican law .
mexican credit card is good for many things ( house key car key) use it at 7-11 after midnight.

PS if U see gringo policeman keep ur hands out of your pockets they no understand every mexican has BIG credit cards!!!!
mexican key by itichie_nocanpo September 7, 2006
a cool person,and if some people don't think so .....theyre losers!
Dlonk is an on key,that person is a On key
on key by lovedbyeme October 29, 2007

three in the key 

A sexual act similar to the shocker where a guy\girl inserts the three main fingers in the vagina leaving the pinky for the asshole
I just gave that dirty whore "three in the key"
three in the key by G_MON June 12, 2007

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending
The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

John Key 

1. Prime Minister of New Zealand

2. The last fart before a shit
I better go take a dump, I just had a meeting with John Key
John Key by odinn svenson October 8, 2015