Junk Ball 

Another name for a junkie.... a ball of junk meaning its more of an insult to the junkie.

That chap ober there is such a junk ball.

Junk Ball by megaman09 January 4, 2009

junkage 

the stuff in between your legs*.

*if unclear, shave hairs first. Now check to see.
There is two type of junkage:
penis & va jay jay
1.penis goes out
2.va jay jay goes in

also known as the genitalia.

I want a man with nice junkage.

junkage by gluestickhxc March 25, 2009

Janky 

Something that is defective, sub-par, sketchy or questionable.

Uhle is janky ever since he decided to skip work in order to go camping.

I would never go camping with Uhle as he is super janky in the way he always wants to share a tent and sleeping bag with someone.

Janky by TSwift201410 September 19, 2013

untuck your junk 

To "man up", or start acting like man. Refers to the act of reversing the tucking (thus untucking) one's junk (i.e. penis) between one's thighs.

Kenny: I like this girl, but I am not sure sure she'll go out with me. What if she says no?
Goldie: Dude, untuck your junk from between your legs already, and ask her out!
Kenny: Okay. Goldie, will you go out with me?
Goldie: I don't appreciate this, Kenny.

untuck your junk by artist6000 June 12, 2010

Don't touch my junk! 

Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.

Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.

TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"

Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"

JT - Don't touch my junk!"

Don't touch my junk! by alexgb72 November 19, 2010

wow junkie 

a no puss gettin dork that sits a home and plays world of warcraft constantly

I know a guy named mo who aint got no ho cause he's a wow junkie

wow junkie by wow junkie February 7, 2008

Junkie 

A heroin addict

What a junkie, all ever he does is shoot up

Junkie by Assmeister November 29, 2002