by FartJonathanGrammar April 25, 2020
Jonathan’s can often be rude or/and very dirty minded if you come of with wrong intentions, but they can have very sweet hearts and if your lucky enough to have him keep him.
Person1: “ Jonathan is so dirty minded”.
Person2: “ yeah, but he is so sweet to me”.
Person1: “ lucky, not to me”.
Person2: “ yeah, but he is so sweet to me”.
Person1: “ lucky, not to me”.
by Allie..Cat November 30, 2021
A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 30, 2019
A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 30, 2019
Jonathan is so cool he made the big bang also this person called Dylan that was not his friend has a 2 in
Jonathan is so cool
by coolguy12345678956547654 April 05, 2022
Jonathan is a type of person who never fails to make you happy. He is so genuine, caring, thoughtful, smart, funny, cute, and an overall bestfriend and if ur lucky he can also be ur boyfriend! He is someone who is great to share countless inside jokes with. He is such an amazing person and I am very lucky to have someone like Jonathan in my life :)
by rhiana.lol May 30, 2022