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jersey turnpike

in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.
Man, I gave Bill a jersey turnpike. In two seconds, the asshole threw up a garden state.
by Tommy Boy March 6, 2005
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New Jersey

By far the worst of all states in the country...And I've lived in 8 states. I'm only here b/c I have to be(military).

#1 highest taxes in the country.
Ugliest beaches of the east coast.
Jug handles...google it if you don't know what these are.
Roads are all untaken care of and riddled with potholes.
Everything is way more expensive than it would be anywhere else.
Jersey has the most reported cases of Lyme Disease.
Scenery=nothing but ugly pine barrons.
Highest auto insurance in the country.
Overpopulation.
Corruption.
High crime.
Can't afford to live somewhere away from the crime unless you make >$500,000 a year.
A $15 toll?

Thats New Jersey for you.
by AfricanSnowOwl January 24, 2011
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Dublin Jerome

Dublin Jerome is the most recently built high school in the city of Dublin, Ohio. It was built in 2004, and the school's mascot is the Celtics (it's not pronounced "seltics," moron. Hard c).

The building itself is a cheap piece of shit, and a lot of the sports teams haven't done a damn thing in four years(the exceptions being the hockey team, the lacrosse team and the golf team), but the football team is the most popular team in the school, despite how badly it sucks.

It also has the ugliest school logo in the history of school logos, which is why a Celtic knot is more commonly used. The school colors are green and gold.

The hockey team has won the Blue Jackets Cup three years running and used Upper Arlington as their personal punching bag for two of the last three years.
Student A: I'm going to the Dublin Jerome-Upper Arlington hockey game tonight.
Student B: Good, should be a good game. UA's always a good opponent, especially when they end up being our personal punching bag.
by GameMisconduct29 April 16, 2008
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Jersey Jesus Walker

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."
by flosie August 3, 2009
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New Jersey

The dumbest, most retarded state in the U.S. An absolute disgrace to the entire nation, a filthy dump, and full of nothing but skanks and retards who can't talk correctly.

Luckily, they will never be able to understand what any of this says because none of them can read.
North Korea: "If you don't stop, we'll nuke New Jersey!*
The entire U.S. population minus New Jersey: "Please do, you'll be doing us all a favor."
by Homemade_herpatitis January 10, 2018
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New Jersey

Land of conspicuous consumption, Italians, dark hair, guidos, aggressive drivers, malls, diners, high property taxes, heavily-accented syllables, jughandles and the infamous Jersey shore. I think that sums it up.
If you want to make sure that your mortgage payment is among the highest in the country, live in New Jersey.

The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.
by aquarius32 January 1, 2010
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It's a Jersey Thing

I'd tell you, but you'd have to be from Jersey to get it.
Pauly D: "I swear! It's a Jersey Thing!"

Mike: "Yeah, you'd have to be from Jersey!"
by J-Wizzle . April 30, 2011
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