The Italian Blizzard

The act of taking an eggbeater, filling the inside of it with ice, inserting it into your own anus, and turning it on. The superstitious say that this increases the chance of snow by 69%

Did you hear what julian did last night? He tried to get us a snow day by doing "The Italian Blizzard"

by cuntpunter42069 January 13, 2015

The Italian Josh Norris

You insert your penis into the girls clitoris and pee inside of her and than turn her back over and gurgle it and spit it into her mouth

My dad did the Italian Josh Norris to my mom

by NiggaJoe22 November 17, 2020

Dirty Italian

Firstly, bring a pot with water to a boil. Then, you slip a jar of mariana sauce directly into your anal cavity and after doing so, carefully insert raw spaghetti into your urethra. Once the pasta has been inserted, you jettison it out into the boiling water and cook it until Al Dente. Then hoist your asshole to the sky and blast the mariana sauce out from your anus in an arch as the sauce splats down.

After finishing the dish, serve to whomever you wish.

Sandy said that she wanted Italian for dinner, so I made the Dirty Italian.

by butter-flies January 31, 2023

Goblin Mode Italian Style

Living a life of hedonism and reckless abandon, but also eating pasta at the same time.

Dave's really given up on life, he's gone goblin mode Italian style.

by SesameYeet February 22, 2023

Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy

A blonde haired doucher who takes delight in cramming dumplings down his throat and making others smell his chad. Strengths are his ability to court females and completely ruin them in the eyes of his friends by using their mouths as contraception. Weaknesses are skin pigments, died hair, sexual ambiguity and of course the dreaded kryptonite. The Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy (or SICB for short) is also a chameleon at heart. The SICB is equally at home in the country, working on the farmstead and talking Aussie slang to Bogans as he is when taking googs with a big bunch of boost’s in a pink singlets at summerdayze. Truly a rare species, the SICB polarises people and sickens even the most fucked individuals.

Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy or Rigga or SICB

by The Jackal 888 January 12, 2010

Italians

Italians are only those people born in Italy.
Italy is an western European country part of the EU.
Italy is one of the 8 most industrialised countries in the world. Italy is one of the 8 most powerful countries in the world and is part of the G8. Descendants of 19th century Italian emigrants to the USA cannot be consider Italians by culture/education/up-bringing/value, most of them cannot speak the Italian language (they generally speak a mix between a early 19th century southern Italian dialects and American English which would be incompressible to an Italian native). Italian currency is EURO (1 EURO = 1.5 US Dollar)

Every time I speak Italians American in New York I'll have to ask for them to repeat what they are saying in English as their Italian is incomprehensible to me.

by SPQR777 January 12, 2008

italian

is there anybody who really know how is an italian like? I'm not tanned all year long! And I've never said GUIDO in my life. Anyway, we are mostly 'fighe' in here...
If you dont'understand, use Google Translator.

Silvio Berlusconi non mi rappresenta. I'm Italian.

by lacarlo May 2, 2011