Florida

The arsehole of America

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”

by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

Florida

the most beautiful woman in the world

Florida : « the floridinian dream »

by Floridway November 23, 2021

Florida

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs

No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.

by Matthewtn99 November 26, 2017

Florida

A place that i was born in and i hopefully get out alive

I'm stuck in Florida... Help me

by IntergalactalEnergy April 07, 2023

Florida

A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.

Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep

by Agro_smack November 14, 2019

Florida

A derogatory term used to describe the crackheads and degenerates of the southeastern state.

Florida Man Ends War on Drugs, Claiming : "I did them all"

by apple_lychee August 20, 2020

Florida

A piece of Australia that broke off and hit America.

Florida Man eats alligators.

by Inquisitive Walnut March 01, 2020