Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.

Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.

by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021

Fudge-Barreled

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.

Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.

by The truth 123 September 19, 2018

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

bitch barrel

the term given to anyone who is using the grenade launcher in a CoD game. only the NOOBS use it

the bitch barrel is the knobbiest weapon in CoD

by octocat11 June 22, 2014

Kid barrel

A man’s sperm sack

That man had a big kid barrel

by BBCMELLY November 16, 2022

Barrel Ass

Typically anyone considered too obese to be cast as a contestant on Jeopardy!

"Cuz he likes contestants on the show that are in shape. As long as you don't look like a barrel ass or a porker."

by anonymous March 27, 2024

Bronkhorstspruit gun barrel

(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face

Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak

by dig bick123 August 18, 2024