impostor

Someone who pretends to be someone else, usually in a serious setting, where the impostor is doing some sort of damage

That surgeon who did Jane's tonsilectomy? Turns out, he was an impostor. He had a real job as an orderly in the hospital, but he was really good at snowing people and hacking computer records. They've got him locked up and his two wives are trying to bail him out.

by OsamaBinLogin January 27, 2009

impossible situp

when the sitter upper is blindfolded and then held down while he trys to do a situp. in the mean time another person puts theyre bare ass in his face and he is let go so is face smashes into the ass.

Dude we gave travis the impossible situp today and he smashed his face into codys ass, GNARRRRRR!!!

by Q ha May 23, 2006

Imperative

Required or necessary

It is imperative you wear your pants to work

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Genshin Impact

A popular game amongst weebs. Weebs that prefer fictional animated women over real women tend to play this game and no other game. Studies show that most of these species of weebs that play this game haven’t pulled a girl ever since they picked this game up.

Guy 1: “Hey man, when we get home you tryna play Genshin Impact?”

Guy 2: “Oh yeah for sure man!”

Guy 1: “Les goo. I don’t know why but every time I play this game I get an erection cause these characters are so hot.”

Guy 2: “weeb filth”

by perc O_o June 1, 2021

no me importa

what i said to my spanish teacher when she asked why i didn't have my homework.

Nolan, where is your homework?

Eh, no me importa.

by thisisnolanduh November 2, 2008

imperfect

Reality... The under-valued quirkiness that makes us uniquely awesome... The little parts of someone or something that the right person can see... And appreciate... And want... For they do not fit the mould or the majority, but they are the right fit where it counts. For the right people, imperfection is perfection.

Others see it as imperfect... And that makes it all the more perfect to me

by SmilingSmiler August 29, 2015

Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance,whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.

He asked me to throw the mustard gas into the crowded room but I found it an Arbitrary Imposition.

by Adam McAvoy November 14, 2005