Kiss me, I'm Irish

Irish sex.

Bloody hell, mate, look at that boner!

by Irishman March 10, 2003

irish nacho

While doing your girl from behind, after a few minutes of slappin' your nuts get sweaty. During the middle of tappin' that ass, rub your hands all over your sweaty, mung covered sac. After this, pull her hair back toward you and rub the your sweaty mung covered fingers into her mouth.

After going to the gym for an hour I banged Marsha and gave her some irish nachos

by Rhykno April 27, 2006

dry irish

The emergency substitution of mashed potatoes for anal lube.

Things were going great til I tried to slip her a dry Irish...we haven't talked in few days.

by rawmeat April 14, 2015

Irish exit

To leave a social event drunk without any recollection of when or how.

Dude 1: Dude, I don't even know what time I left the wedding. Man was I trashed.
Dude 2: Yeah man, nice Irish exit, nobody knew you even left.

by NYCityBoy July 27, 2006

Irish Slap

Verb - The act of hitting someone/somthing over the head with a shovel, usually intending to render them either unconsious or dead.

I swear to god if you ever fuck with me again I will give you and your wife the Irish slap you motherfucker!

by Ashdoran March 6, 2013

Irish Toothache

A British word meaning erection

Last night at Morgans house i got a monsterous irish toothache!

by Mo February 25, 2004

Irish lumberjack

The act of dyeing your pubes flaming red, getting belligerently drunk, and having sexual intercourse standing up. Immediately before climaxing, you pull out your member, kick the girl's legs out from under her, yell, "TIMBER!!!" as she falls to the ground, and finish what you've started on top of her.

Mark: "Last night, I was at this St. Patrick's Day party and I totally gave that chick an Irish lumberjack!"

John: "The only bad thing about an Irish lumberjack is the four months it takes for your flaming bush to grow out."

by LuckytheLeprechaun April 26, 2010