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Ian

Spawns in at age 40
John: Hey, Ian!

Ian: Hello, John.

John: Have you ever been under 40?

Ian: No.
by Ryder the Sherm-head Asshole January 8, 2022
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Ian

A retard man who always to try a guy
I hope im not like ian
by acestes December 22, 2022
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Ian

Probally also one of the awesomest kids in class.
Whos that awesome kid with Josh.
Definetly Ian.
by Jdjjskskakaksks May 13, 2020
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ian

a cunt whos mum has saggy tits. is very strict with showers and complains about everything. if you see an ian run the other way or they will pull you to see a random man that will show you birds.
person 1:omg thats ian
person 2: eww omg run away from the crusty fuck
by ihateianscausetheycrusty May 20, 2022
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Ian

In the same sense that this universe has a unique orchestration of phenomena from the infinitesimal to infinite, form to formless, time to timeless so too does an Ian exist for a blink of an eye in the vast and eternal unknown place we call life. And by the way, each snowflake falls exactly in its right place and therefore so do you. Yes, there is only one Ian but is it not true there is only one you? There is no end it is only the journey.
Ian would you shut the hell up, get off your damn cushion you’ve been sitting on for hours on end get a job you long haired hippie! I’m tired of the same old…(stuff Ian has to work on)
by L. Carol April 9, 2024
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Dirty Ian

The act of rape against little kids while caking them in human feces
“I heard that jeff is pulling a dirty ian with the kids in his basement”
by Justjawshin March 19, 2025
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Ian

A dude, like me. Crazy and alive.

Cuz I am Ian.
by IIann December 5, 2017
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