Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010

hook -up

another word for full-blown kissing. eg french kissing...maybe a little bit of groping

did you end up hooking up with that hot guy the other night?
yea i did, he was an awesome kisser!

by Torah January 6, 2005

Hook-Up

When people Hook-up, it having sex. most of the time with no stings attached

Boy:wanna Hook-up?
Girl:okay
*insert sex here*
Never talked to eachother again

by MasterOfTheWicket April 23, 2007

off the hook

adj.
1. Freed, as from blame or a vexatious obligation: let me off the hook with a mild reprimand.
2. The Shiznit, something noteworthy, outstanding
3. Off the chain

"That That 70's show is off the hook, breh!"

by privatejokr December 22, 2003

hooker bitch

Hooker Bitch The Queen of Bitches! Hip ,Slick, And Cool Bitch..

Hey!Whats up my Hooker Bitch? You sleezy,slimy, butter-chipping Hooker Bitch..

by Yvonne Isles September 10, 2008

to pull a "captain bra hook"

To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra

Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....

by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009

hook-up

When some ass hole comes along, you give him oral and he ignores you for the rest of his douche life. And you die with disguat every time you see him.

Guy:Hey bitch get over here
Girl:what?
Guy:Get over here and give me head
Girl: Okay i guess i have nothing better to do.
they never talk to each other again

i hate hook-ups

by Mollygurl January 6, 2008