Scratched Helmet

A really bad haircut.

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

German Diving Helmet

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.

Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!

by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018

Helmick

1. To completely screw someone over in a business deal.

2. To make great promises to a customer and then deliver subpar work.

3. To pretend to be faithful to your spouse and then cheat on her mulitple times.

"Rod, you were supposed to split the retail profits with me 50-50! Don't Helmick me!"

"Rod, why are you charging me for this consultant work that was entirely lousy? Are you trying to Helmick me?!"

"Rod, are you really doing your marriage any good by having sex with hookers in New York, while your wife is home taking care of the kids? You shouldn't Helmick her!"

by Retail Manager May 22, 2009

Craig Helms

Kind, nice, caring, loud, wont take no as an answer, very clean, married, 2 daughters,1 son, 1 step-son, a loving wife with beauty that meeets no other, average height, a little over-weight, around 40-50 years old with a family thar will love him forever more.

I love you daddy
Craig Helms

by love my dad forever April 9, 2011

helmet

A person who simply sucks at life. Just awful, a complete load that should have been swallowed. Some kid who's not even in a cool Fraternity and is just terrible to be around.

Ugghhh, that kid is such a f***ing helmet. see also lemon

by John McShane October 4, 2004

helmate

When a man called Danjal can't spell on msn for shit

just thinking about asking you for a lift, don't want the cops seeing me without a helmate... so a lift to the bus stop would have been good

by Chemical Spill February 19, 2004

helmety

It describes that elusive middle eastern man with an infamous helmet-shaped hair cut, who prides himself on wearing capris and trenchcoats, among various other eurotrash clothing. The effect multiplies with the application of a beanie type garment upon the cranial area. a 'helmety' individual also tends to ask asinine economics-related questions and has a tendency to be friends with amateur porn stars.

"Gosh, that guy over there is so helmety! What a sexy beast!"

by Morrison December 14, 2004