handshake

a casual fuck.

"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"

by me May 31, 2004

Manos: the Hands of Fate

A truly God awful film that is almost unwatchable.

See also: "Manos" The Hands of Fate

by jesster79 March 17, 2007

I'm washing my hands

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.

Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.

by Felhamster October 13, 2009

Handsworth

Ghetto area of Birmingham the UK's version of the bronx.

T-Man: Handsworth Blud, Braaappppp, B21 Blud

by Ashley Blake-Moore December 13, 2007

tall dark and handsome

1. An extremely attractive man who happens to be tall, dark-haired, and...well, hot.

2. A phrase that women use when describing a sexy man they may not know.

3. A hot stranger

Girl #1: OMG. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH SETH.

Girl #2: Seth who??

Girl #1: Seth MacFarlane! He's tall dark and handsome!

by osharemind December 30, 2010

harassignment

When you have so many assignments to do that you feel harassed and wonder if you could sue your uni while trying to find some help on Wikipedia a few hours before (sometimes after) the deadline.

Guy 1 - Wtf ? We got 4 assignment due next week ?

Guy 2 - Yeah, it's fucking harassignment man !

by machomanrandysavage November 9, 2009

Handsome Tyler

While in the process of fingering a girl, you just shimmy your body upwards and stick your penis into her mouth without any warning.

Last night I was with some girl i picked up at the bar who said she didnt give head. So I hit her with a handsome tyler.

by Jay Slack July 29, 2008