Guy Fieri

1. A crappy chef on the Food Network
2. A lesbian-ish looking man.

1. That Guy Fieri recipe was shit!
2. Wow. Look at that Guy Fieri. He looks very dykey with his bleached spiked haircut, fatness, and bowling shirts.

by doucherpenguinpants August 8, 2009

my guy

one of the boys

my guy is one of the boys

by RGBizz Fake August 27, 2019

Quiet Guy Effect

The akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. However, if a more outspoken guy says the exact same thing, it is tolerated and often respected. This occurs because of the assumption many (though not all) girls make that guys that don't talk much and keep to themselves are perverted.

Jackass: Care to hear a joke? (tells a dirty joke)

Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.

Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)

Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!

Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?

by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009

Bad guy

The type that makes your mamma sad, makes your girlfriend mad, and might seduce your dad

I’m the bad guy!

by Ipeedinafuckingclosett June 25, 2019

prebound guy

The guy who participates in a prebound. A relationship that occurs before another more serious relationship has ended.

"Dude, Bryan is totally the prebound guy! She hasn't even broken up with Jake!"

by Sy Islam August 5, 2008

The perfect guy

Fictional or otherwise a robot

Omg is that the perfect guy
No, you know that shit don't exist

by Jasmine Darling August 22, 2018

bottle guy

A "shock" web site (similar to tubgirl and goatse) that shows the image of a bare-naked man who has shoved what looks to be about an 16oz glass bottle up his anis. It also displays his sagging "twins" and shriveled "little buddy." (bottleguy.com)

Bottle guy has a huge f*cking asshole!

by Chelsea Rini December 4, 2005